the lens: guys like how the actual lens in the glasses modifies the look of the eye, giving it a mysterious look. negative lenses (nearsighted) are referred to as “come hither” as the lenses make the eyes look smaller and more curious then when she is without glasses. plus lenses are referred to as “bambi’s” as the lenses make the eye’s look large and accented. the frames: just as a girl may wear jewelry, the glasses are looked at as an accent. the frames gives her personality, a style, some swagger!
“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching “Lost.” And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed - like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms, like a damned Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me. Even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”—
I do this thing where, when I am thinking about something that makes me feel uncomfortable or something that I just don’t want to think about, I make like a weird random loud noise to distract myself from the thought. It’s like a reflex, kinda turrets-esque. Sometimes people are around when it happens and they look at me funny.
but whatever, it works.
I do the same thing. But I don’t make a sound. I just jerk around like I’m having a seizure. It’s kinda similar to how it looks when I dance.